![]() But fans of shoot-em ups may actually get a bit a fun out of it too. On it’s surface it seems only to appeal to lonely weeabos. To say that this is a niche-game is an understatement. This version of the game actually attempts to craft some form of a plotline by adding cutscenes in between levels and tacking on insanely inappropriate names and art designs for end bosses. To do so, he must go undercover and date several suspects from among his own unit until he finds the mole that is working with the enemy. He is tasked with rooting out corruption in the police force. ![]() In this version, we learn that King Bear is actually a cop. The Flat Justice expansion is actually more like a sequel than a piece of downloadable content. Add them all together, and you end up with a decent sized game. There’s also a standalone expansion (basically a separate game) called Flat Justice. This bit of DLC adds some additional dates with sports-themed girls to the main game. The first is called the Academy Expansion. At the time of this writing, there are two forms of DLC for the game. The main game is pretty short and can easily be completed in under an hour. But the developer has released a patch that restores the game to its original form for users who are ambitious enough to go looking for it. Being a mature title, the Steam version of the game is censored. There’s really no reason to try anything else. But, having tried all three, I highly recommend the mouse-only mode. The game can be played using either a keyboard, mouse-only or with a controller. At this point, it’s actually a very polished product. Each of them improving nearly every aspect of the game. However, the title has received numerous updates since it debuted on Steam. The artwork was cheap looking, and the controls were pretty wonky. When this game was first released, it was pretty rough. As you progress through the stages, you will unlock new special weapons and attacks. The success level of your date is determined by the percentage of “environmental damage” you have done… Upon completing a date with a rating of 100%, you then unlock what is essentially Easy Mode for that level… (you’ll see what I mean if you play). Completing a date means that you have to blast aliens from the back of your flying motorcycle until a Boss shows up, then you blow the Boss to smithereens. But every date is sabotaged by random aliens. The goal of the game is to have as successful of a date as possible. ![]() King Bear hooks up with random girls that he meets on Space Tinder. You see, in this game, you play a character known as “King Bear”. (And by environmental features I mean, blasting the clothes off of crudely drawn anime girls). But it includes the added mechanic of having to also destroy certain “environmental” features along with just enemies. The gameplay will certainly be familiar to fans of the genre. But, I’m not sure it quite fits that description. Some might even call it a bullet-hell style game. As soon as I saw the name “ Deep Space Waifu“, I knew this would be the game for 2018.ĭeep Space Waifu is technically a schmup. I wanted to find something both descriptive and cringeworthy. So for this review, I decided to go with a game that had the most absurd title possible. I didn’t think I’d ever be able to top Dragonia. Then back in the summer of last year, I shared a review of the dumpster fire that is Dragonia. Which, despite it’s lewd nature, actually featured some pretty solid gameplay. As mentioned above, I already reviewed Hunie Pop. When it comes to “questionable” games, I really didn’t know where to start. But due to the recent upswing in indie H-games on Steam and the fact that all of my friends insist on gifting me with embarrassing purchases just so they can point to my game library and laugh, I’ve decided to embrace it and review these ridiculous games on Valentine’s day. A few years back, I posted a Valentine’s Day review of a flirty little game called Hunie Pop. It’s Valentine’s Day! And I’ve decided to start a new tradition on this blog.
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